Steve Wilson, a professional dog waste remover for 'Doody Calls Pet Waste Removal' was working at a clients house when he noticed there was money sticking out of some doggy doo doo. So what does Steve do? he collects the money, cleaned and sanitized the bills, he noticed that the bills were a little chewed up but everything was intact. Being the good honest man that he is, Steve bagged up the money which turned out to be $58 and returned it to the client he was working for.
*Yes there is all sorts of bad jokes and puns that can come from this story, but think about this... If you went through that much work to clean up some dollar bills would you be honest enough to return it to the owner? *